On Man-Resume Bloopers
● I'll need
$30K to start, full medical, three weeks of
vacation, stock options and ideally a European
● I prefer
informality like wearing sports shirts and
sandals for footwear in the summer.
● I prefer
setting my own pace. When things get slack I
like the right to walk out and get a haircut
during working hours.
Skills & Accomplishments
ability to track down and correct erors.
memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory.
● I have never
had a single blemish held against me and my IQ
is off the charts.
● I am quick
at typing, about 25 word per minute, 35 with
Reasons for Leaving Last Job
Responsibility makes me nervous.
insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45
every morning. Couldn't work under those
● The company
made me a scapegoat - just like my three
● Reason for leaving
last job-Maturity Leave
"EDUCATIONAL ACHIEVEMENTS: Maintained a 2.0
● "COVER LETTER: I host a
superlative proficiency for resolving complex
systematic problems. I have pedagogic expertise
conducting sales, and I can be quickly utilized
as an assiduous, visceral and proactive problem
● "PERSONAL: I
can describe myself in three words: committed,
hard working, and very strategic thinking."
● “Seeking a
party-time position with potential for
● Completed 11
years of high school
While I am open to the initial nature of an
assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be
so oriented as to at least partially incorporate
the experience enjoyed heretofore and that it be
configured so as to ultimately lead to the
application of more rarefied facets of financial
management as the major sphere of